Uhhh Welcome to the Love Sto, where we sell love more than hearts, what can I get you today

(Say it right before I fire yo ass)

I cant wait to stop working in this bitch

Yo, welcome to the Love Sto, man, where we sell love more than hearts, today we got buy a

Dozen, get one free, and we got teddy bears with your voice that'll make her moist, what

Can I get you today? Man, my girl been trippin', she been actin' all kinds of different ways

Man, I don't even know what to do, so I'm here, man, can you help me? I heard y'all

Sellin' some unconditional love. Now, between me and you, I took the last one of them unconditional

Loves home last night, and that motherfucker still ain't workin' yet, like, my girl trippin

Probably just as much as yours, bro, if not more. But, this is where you might be in luck

They got this new shit, that transactional love, my boy, this whats in stock right now

I'm tellin' you, man, got her some of her favorite perfume, and she gon' fuck you to

the moon, I'm a livin' testimony, what? Well, go on ring me up for two then