Magic Is Real

I’m the magician, I flick my cards,

With my magic tricks I can destroy stars,

I Ain’t no phony like David Blaine,

I won’t cut my ‘ronni, but I’ll swallow a plane,

In front of your eyes I will levitate,

I’ll turn a good ol’ salad into a steaming steak,

I"ll show you glitters, and fires and flares,

I’ll climb the Eiffel Tower using only the stairs,

Magic is real, yes it's true

Magic is real, Believe in you,

Magic is real, trust your guts,

Magic is real don't fuck with us

You’ll go wow, you’ll go snap, you’ll go crackle and pop.

You will bow, you will cry, you’ll be screaming a lot,

Because I’ll turn my head into a squirrel’s butt,

It’s obvious man, I’m top of the crop

Oh I see, you want a trick with small little bunnies,

You want them out of my hat and shit little pennies,

But it’s not my type, I’m a real OG,

I prefer to turn termites, into marbles of pee.

I can breathe underwater, I can fight a shark,

I can vomit fire, and snort kilos of chalk,

I can pretty much do anything fantastic,

Because they call me the Chuck Norris of magic

And don’t get me started On David copperfield,

That fucker made people doubt that magic was real,

What’s the big deal with counting cards on TV,

I’ll be impressed when you start counting water in the sea

On top of everything, kids grow dumber and dumber,

They think real magic Hermione Granger,

I miss when it was easy to impress children,

You’d pop a duck out of your butt and they’d go flippin

Magicians are now seen as useless artists,

But one day we'll rise and deliver justice,

Because nothing wins over a good magic trick,

We'll turn all haters into litteral dicks.

Magic is real, yes it's true

Magic is real, Believe in you,

Magic is real, trust your guts,

Magic is real don't fuck with us