The Blob - Pt. I

Have you seen—?

How was it—?

You're not serious!

Do you mean—?

That does it!

You're not serious!

Have you seen—? (Darling!)

How was it—?

You're not serious! (We bought the most—!)

Do you mean—? (Darling!)

That does it!

You're not serious! (We had the best—!)

Have you seen—? (Darling!) (Did you read—?)

How was it—? (It'll never)

You're not serious! (We saw the first—!)

Do you mean—? (Darling!) (What they need—!)

That does it! (Did you ever)

You're not serious! (We had the best—!) (Was that the worst?)

It's the best—!

It's the first—!

It's the finеst—!

It's the latest—!

It's the lеast—!

It's the worst—!

It's the absolutely lowest—!

It's the greatest—!

It's the single—!

It's the only—!

It's the perfect—!

It's the—

Hi!

Dreadful!

Fabulous!

I have invited the richest and the most influential

People in this town tonight

Not one of whom is as rich or influential

As you're going to be

I call them "The Blob."

They absorb everything

Meet the Blob

The bodies you read about

The ones who know everyone

That everyone knows

Hi!

Dreadful!

Fabulous!

Meet the blob

Not many and yet—

Oh

You never see one

What?

No!

They come as a set

Who? —

Him?

And we're in their debt

But what did you think?

'Cause honeybunch

They write the books

And put on the shows

And run the saloons

And design the clothes

They keep us natives on our toes

Albee!

Warhol!

Kurosawa!

Then they read the books

And go to the shows

And swamp the saloons

Wearing all the clothes—

What you might call a glut

But

They're the most important people

In the most important city

In the most important country

In the you-know-what!

Heavy!

Milltown!

Gestalt!