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No Substitute
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Soundtrack
No Substitute was released on November 17, 1998 by Universal Music Enterprises as a part of the album Chef Aid: The South Park Album (Extreme Version)
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Release DateNovember 17, 1998
LabelUniversal Music Enterprises
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM80

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Chef
Chef
Vocals
Isaac Hayes
Isaac Hayes
Vocals
Trey Parker
Trey Parker
Keyboards
Bruce Howell
Bruce Howell
Guitar
Eric Presley
Eric Presley
Bass
Matt Stone
Matt Stone
Drums
Chris Trujillo
Chris Trujillo
Percussion
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Trey Parker
Trey Parker
Songwriter
Bruce Howell
Bruce Howell
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Rick Rubin
Rick Rubin
Producer
David Schiffman
David Schiffman
Engineer
D. Sardy
D. Sardy
Mixing Engineer

Lyrics

This next song is off my first greatest hits album
You know, Kathie Lee, you are a very special woman
I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler-Moore way
Or an extra-value meal at Happy Burger way
No, I mean special
Like the song of the hummingbird as it gets ready to find that female hummingbird
And make sweet love to it all night long
Just two hummingbirds moanin' and groanin'
And letting their bodies caress and touch each other in ecstasy
Slowly, the male hummingbird gets behind the female hummingbird
And eases his way into her golden valley
Gliding gently in and out, in and out, ooh, in and out
Two hummingbirds doin' it doggy-style all night long
Until finally the male hummingbird screams with passion
And lets his little humming gravy fly all over the nest
And it makes me wanna
It makes me wanna sing this special song for you
Yeah, baby
Yeah, mama
Ooh, Kathie Lee, you're such a special woman to me
How I'd love to lay you down
And lick every inch of your body
With my tongue
Kathie Lee, you're my sexual fantasy
How 'bout you and me
Get it together and make sweet love
'Cause nobody can take your place
No way they can match your face
No, you got it goin' on in a way so clear
I just wanna buy you a beer
I thought maybe tonight at seven-thirty or somethin', I could come by and
Pick you up in my car
(No substitute) No substitute for you
(No substitute)
No baby, there's (no substitute) for you, girl
(No substitute) for you now
I know you love my body so much
It's something you can't help but touch, ooh
I might let you if you promise to be gentle
Hmm, Now I'm gettin' all sentimental
Maybe tonight after pickin' you up in my car
We can park down over by the gas station that closed two weeks ago and make love in the back seat and
Drop you off at home
(No substitute) No substitute for you
(No substitute) No baby there's
(No substitute) Come on baby say it
(No substitute) For you now
Now you remember our two hummingbirds
Well, after their night of passion
The male hummingbird couldn't sleep or eat
All he could think about was that incredible night
When feathers were flyin' all over the place
And beaks were where they shouldn't be
So he puts his beak lips together and whistles a song
Calling that female hummingbird back for another night of fire
Just like I'm calling for you, baby
Hey, get your ass over here for some good lovin'
There's only one word that can describe you
You're a flippity-floppity-hotchy-mama-woowoo
You've got everything I ever wanted
My metaphor's all been exhausted
So what say you and I forget about this singin' and songin'
And act like a couple of hummingbirds ourselves
And get down to some business
(No substitute) No substitute for you
(No, no, no substitute)
No baby there's (no substitute) for you girl
(No substitute) for you
(No, no, no, no, no substitute) for you girl
Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Chefettes
(No) no (no) subs (subs) sti (tute) for (you)
Ba (by) no (no) no no no (no) for you yeah
(No substitute) No substitute
(No substitute) For you, Kathie Lee, yeah
Written by: Bruce Howell, Trey Parker
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