You've Never Had Chocolate Like This

So the taxis never stop The girls think you're a flop You're wet and cold, you're getting old Your confidence is shot (it's true) When people look at you They seem to look straight through Or like you're something brown They found upon the bottom of their shoe (Have you been following me?) But this should lift the gloom My giraffe milk macaroon Just take a chance and you'll be dancing To a different tune Goodbye to feeling small And frightened of it all Just eat a few of these And you'll be feeling ten feet tall Well, there's chocolate And there's chocolate Only Wonka's makes your confidence sky-rocke-let Put your hand into your pocke-let Get yourself some Wonka chocolate! Madam, just one kiss? Yes, please! You've never had chocolate like this No, we've never had chocolate like this Have you tried his new one? (No) Oh, you've got to have a go Just pop one in and everything Becomes a Broadway Show The news that makes you gasp The jokes that make you laugh All that you say and do all day will be choreographed Lost your hair, can't think where Feeling fairly bare up there Don't despair, I come prepared Behold my hair repair éclair It's made from ground vanilla From the markets of Manila Take heed, eat more than three and you'll end up like a gorilla Well, there's chocolate And there's chocolate Only Wonka's makes you rock around the clock-elet Put your hand into your pocke-let! Get yourself Oh, put a sock in it Make sure they're all frisked (uh!) Have you ever had chocolate like this? I've never had chocolate like this (Never had chocolate) (Never had chocolate like this) Well, there's literate, and illiterate Can you tell me what this word is? (Not a bit of it) Well, that's a vowel and that's a consonant What's that now? You're talking nonsense I should call it quits But you've never sold chocolate like this Well, there's chocolate (I understand that) And there's chocolate, totally true Only Wonka drives a hole right through our profi-lets (yes) But what I'm trying to tell you is that If we don't get on top of this (uh-huh) We'll go bust Choc-apocalypse! We'll cease to exist But fellas, you've never had chocolate like this No! We've never had chocolate like this Well, there's chocolate (well, there's chocolate) And there's chocolate (and there's chocolate) Only mine will find you buying wedding frocke-lets We have just tied the knot And it's all because of Wonka's chocolate Off to a life of bliss You've never had chocolate like this No, we've never had chocolate like this Have you ever had chocolate like this? No, we've never had chocolate, no We've never had chocolate like this