Nintendo 64

My dog just ran away, and I am feeling pretty bad I've been sneaking out at night, and my parents are real mad I've been taking lots of drugs 'cause they teach me not to care Yeah, I guess that's how you cheat because life doesn't play Fair My brother told me that he's gonna kill himself tonight With a whole bottle of Prozac or a shiny kitchen knife He says when he's dead, I can have his Nintendo 64 And I can stay up all night long, playing on the basement Floor My girlfriend told me that she doesn't love me anymore And I wish I didn't care, but I thought she was pretty cool So I drank a ton of liquor, then I threw up in her sink She said, "Next time use the toilet," then she offered me a- A drink