I say this with the utmost sincerity, I am the next Kanye West

Except I'm white

Your rap name is literally a small penis joke

It's actually a super-intellectual commentary on hyper-masculinity

You don't understand, I always felt like I was the biggest star on the planet

We don't just got anybody in the spot right now

We got Lil Dicky in here, he one of the best new rappers in the game

That's what I'm saying, like I'm tryna figure out, I don't even know what this thing is yet

What Lil Dicky is? He a legend, bro

Ain't you T-T-G? Trained to go? Let's go, baby

We goin' straight to the mountain top, Mount Rushmore type shit

I don't know, man, I feel like there's like a deeper level of artistry that I could tap into

You have a loathing for where you come from

But a fear that it's all you have

Yeah

Bring the sheep to the man, I do everything I can

Got a million on the 'Gram, follow me or you'll be damned

Northside, Eastside, Jesus Christ

Way, way, way, way, way up in this bitch

Count the days, it's almost here

Talkin' cray, but you convinced, wait

Heaven-sent, I am nothing like the present men

Wasn't fuckin' with the president

This world got way too sensitive

It's so evident we let the devil in

I'm not a reverend, I'm irreverent

But still, I'm colder than The Revenant

I put the effort in to be a better man, let him in

Aye, I be walking 'round the town, talkin' what I'm 'bout

Walkin' all around, drawin' all the crowds

Garnerin' the clout, callin' all 'em out

Followin' devout, volleyin' the doubt

Swallowin' it down, hollerin' it loud

They know not what they do (No, no, no, wait)

They're tryna box in a Jew? (No, no, no, wait)

PG with the crack, gotta come back

Got a lil' bread, took that

Made a lotta more bread, now the gang gettin' fed

Bring a lunch bag, all of my plans started poppin' in advance

All the seeds turn to plants, full circle like a hubcap

You can hear the chants, everybody had a chance

Everybody tryna dance when I pull up with the jams

Everybody goin' ham, young man got a plan

They don't even understand

Aye, shoutout my man, shoutout my plug

I was just blessed, this how it was

I am obsessed, I will not budge

I am a mensch, let me spread love

I could do it with the hands tied (Aye)

Fuck that water, where the damn wine?

Makin' miracles every time

Super lyrical, on God (On God)

Back again, you know I had to wait (Woo)

They don't wanna see me levitate (Woo)

Anybody who is in the way, I'm sorry, I just had to do it anyway

I could do this shit any way

Wake 'em up, it's a new day

You could kill me? I don't know

Do you feel me? I don't know

Shit I'm doin' now? I don't know

The Jew nose like Gonzo

I'm big bro like Lonzo

Have more fun like blind hoes

Get free drinks like combos

Run this back, more time codes

Her ass on me, prom pose

I'll take that like Sean (Take that) Combs

Riding 'round with my tens (Woo)

Blowin' green of boot haze, hand on my cock like we all friends, aye

Better make the amends

Better say them amens

The word gon' ring like, "Brr" (Aye)

My new flow cold like, "Brr" (Aye)

But I am never sniffin', drippin' like I'm water comin' out the kitchen

Skippin' on the water, I ain't even sinkin', I ain't even trippin'

I don't got no image, I don't gotta spend it

Y'all are so invented, I am so inventive

I am on a mission, I ain't with the fibbin'

I am not a chicken, I am somethin' different

Lying isn't in me

Try and come and get me, why the crucifixion?

You know what I'm sayin'?

You wanna be a legend or you wanna live like a peasant?