Tear drops on my dinosaur t-shirt
Just a little kid swallowing my pain
Like a piece of spat-out candy
First heartbreak never gonna be the same
Oh my God
The horror of it all
I gotta be myself now
Cause everyone else is already taken
So honey, let's shake it
Whispers in the hallway growing
Jenny says that she heard it from a friend
I was in the 12th grade band room
Giving head to the baseball captain
Oh my God
The horror of it all
Gotta be myself now
Cause everyone else
Is already taken
So honey, let's shake it
When my heart starts breakin'
I'm gonna dance to the pain
In the middle of the storm
In the freezing rain
Social interaction (the horror of it all)
Driven to distraction (the horror of it all)
Physical attraction (the horror of it all)
Total satisfaction (the horror of it all)
Oh my God
The horror of It All
Oh my God
The horror of it all
Oh my God
The horror of it all
Oh my God
The horror of it all
