LET’S GET ELECTRIFIED VERSE ONE NOW WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY I PUT MY FINGER IN THE SOCKET I GOT SHOCKED BUT WOULDN’T TAKE MY HAND OFF IT 200 VOLTS BURNED THROUGH MY BRAIN LIKE A FLAME LIKE A FLAME AND THEY REPROGRAMMED MY BRAIN SO I WOULD BE MORE MACHINE THAN MAN AND MAN YOU WILL AGREE WHEN YOU SEE ME JAM AND GET LOCKED IN A RHYTHM I’LL PUT A CROWD ON ITS KNEES WITH PRECISION I MOVE ANAMATRONICALLY NOT A WANNABE, ‘CAUSE I’M RESPECTABLE I STAY GROUNDED, ‘CAUSE I’M ELECTRICAL SO YOUNG KIDS DON’T TRY IT AT HOME YOU’LL BE ZAPPED BY MY MICROPHONE, WHEN I GET CHORUS ELECTRIFIED, LEAVE THE PLACE SHOCKED SO THEY CAN’T DENY THAT THE CROWDS BEEN ROCKED ELECTRIFIED I GET ELECTRIFIED (X2) VERSE 2 NOW I’M THE HUMAN CONDUCTOR, A MIRACLE OF SCIENCE I HAVE TO TAKE BATHS WITH A HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE (WHY?) FOR SHOCK THERAPY LOOK VERY CAREFULLY DON’T TOUCH, YOU’LL GET COOKED SOMETHING TERRIBLY NOW AT THE RISK OF SOUNDING OBNOXIOUS IF YOU SEE ME IT’S BEST TO BE CAUTIOUS ‘CAUSE I’M A LIVEWIRE FOLLOWED BY A FIRESTORM I WREAK HAVOC EVERY TIME I PERFORM I’M KINDA LIKE BEN FRANKLIN, THE MIC’S MY KITE AND I STAND AROUND WAITING FOR A FLASH OF LIGHT BUT YOU KNOW IT DON’T STRIKE IN THE SAME PLACE TWICE SO PREPARE FOR THE TERROR OF MY MIC DEVICE CHORUS