Ladies and gentlemen, here's the man...

Thanks but it's better that you hold your applause And begin running for cover when I open my jaws I'm prone to leave only a disaster zone

With my raps action-packed like I cast Stallone

A zealot for craft, exact I develop my act

 I've taken a pen and pad into Hell and then back

So now I'm at the helm overwhelming the track-list

And bringing the fatness, as thick as an atlas

Not the norm I'm at the top of my form

And I keep pouring it on I'm a tropical storm

Stop you've been warned, just one mic ignites tragedy Striking a match in a dynamite factory

Smithereens and a scene of debris

That's gotta be seen to believe like Tina Marie

I'm a hungry tiger, a funk survivor

About to go deeper than a dumpster diver

Serving a new array of the Cooper souffle

A super-human display, every tool in the trade

Embarrassing dudes as if I removed a toupee

While I move the single ladies like I threw a bouquet

The same for any fan who's attending a jam

I'll be using all the juice in my adrenaline gland

My gums rattle and hum with the blast of a Gatling gun

So fast you'll collapse a lung

I'm a fly emcee who's live as Diamond D

from '93 'til when it's time to leave

On key like ebony and ivory

With a vibe defeating any rivalry

I was glad to take it back to basics

Having places captivated

I don't use hate or any sex appeal

And today that's shocking like electric eels

So send in the remedy man in heavy demand

Defeat a bigger enemy than Yosemite Sam

With options like thick Swiss pocketknives

I've got a word the wise call me Doctor Ice

Delivering any word you can not observe

Try to look you'll disturb every optic nerve

I make it pop like I'm snapping a towel I'm back on the prowl You wanna see the man well, it's happening now

 Ladies and gentlemen, here's the man...

Stalking after comp 'til they're caught and captured Track 'em like an Asp or Velociraptor

Thrash 'em with my claws 'til i stop the laughter Will made out of iron like Margaret Thatcher

Bash another vic with centrifugal force

I'm maniacal and I don't show a bit of remorse

As I laugh at a cat that I crack with a bat

While my raps spit splash like an acid attack

Raise you arms as I raise alarms

Like underage blondes with the Jager bombs

Stay cool and I'm calm like I played the Fonz

Battle me and my ass you can take the bronze

My circus flow is versatile

And yours is old as Kurtis Blow and that's the breaks

As I'm making my mark with a steak in your heart

And I scrape it apart like I'm playing the harp

I compete in the heat of the moment defeat an opponent Cause giving a beating is sweeter than eating a donut

As I'm rhyming along with the swing and design of the song I'll be piling it on and I'm wild as Simon Le Bon

I'm beginning a war that you're hoping I'll skip and ignore You'll be listening for me to come in and kick in the door

As the pick of the litter I'm rippin' it quick and with vigor

As I sit and consider the shipment that I should deliver Then I lace a phrase and decorate the page

With a flavor tasty as some steak and eggs

And I stay in shape so I can make the grades

Entertain my patrons then they pay my wage

When the adulation fades I'll wave and take a bow

Say "Peace" then I'm breaking out

But until that day I'll play my role

To pave a pothole like De La Soul

So pout your lips, bat your eyes

Be cute, don't antagonize

'Cause the wack get crushed like plastic cups Over tracks that's funky as Jack McDuff's

See, my music is a rock, my mic's the hard place And you're Frank Lopez crying to Scarface Making my rivals disappear

One more time so it's crystal clear

Andy is the man

Like Frank, Dean and Sammy at the Sands

Or M.J. with 8 Grammys in his hands

Or Dylan plugging his amp in with The Band

Or Godzilla dismantling Japan

Or Colonel John Hannibal channeling a plan in the A-Team van I say all this so you can't misunderstand

Ladies and gentlemen here's the man