no place

We would like to welcome you to your destination

The local time now is approximately 4:44 p.m.

Please remain seated with belts fastened and all carry on items stowed

Until the seatbelt sign has been turned off

You may now activate your feelings

And maximize the volume of your preferred listening device

This is your final destination

On behalf of all of us here at Lover Girl Airlines

We thank you for flying with us

Before exiting, please don't forget to collect all of your personal belongings

And remember

Nobody wants you here