You are listening to Today on Radio Four
This is the third world war
The scientists are sounding the alarm
Everyone stay calm
The bailiffs have knocked down a family's door
The oil profits soar
Some teenagers have blocked the motorway
So we locked them all away, we locked them all away
So everything's okay
And none of your flag waving and God-fearing
Is gonna help us out the state that we're in
From the barricades, I hear them cheering, hear them sing
"You ain't my king
This ain't my country"
Ain't my king
It ain't my country now
You are watching Breakfast on BBC One
Keep calm and carry on
A carpet of dead shellfish washed ashore
Bad luck and nothing more
Another boat of refugees went down
Let's talk about pronouns
Have you considered sleeping in your coats?
At least we stopped the boats
No IDs means no votes
But thank God we stopped the boats
Well, none of your flag waving and God-fearing
Is gonna help us out the state that we're in
And from the barricades I hear them cheering, hear them sing
"You ain't my king
This ain't my country"
Ain't my king
Ain't my country now
