Charlemagne

Sophie woke up on the first of december

With a knife in her back and unable to remember

The last time she felt anything was last years november

And when she opened up her fridge she was in for a surprise

Someone had taken out all of the food and replaced it with eyes

And she said to herself whoever did this is insane

It took her minute but then it came

And she said

Charlemagne

I'm under the weather

Charlemagne

I might feel better

Charlemagne

If we get back together

Charlemagne

Charlemagne

I'm under the weather

Charlemagne

I might feel better

Charlemagne

If we get back together

Charlemagne

Jennifer was just minding her own business

When a knock on her door disturbed her around Christmas

And she was just about to tell her family I've missed this

When she opened up her mailbox she was in for a surprise

Someone had taken out all of the letters

And replaced them with dead flies

And she said to herself whoever did this is insane

It took her second but then it came

She said

Charlemagne

I'm under the weather

Charlemagne

I might feel better

Charlemagne

If we'd get back together

Charlemagne

Charlemagne

I'm under the weather

Charlemagne

I might feel better

Charlemagne

If we'd get back together

Charlemagne