Well there's a
Cop on Warbasse Junction
And I think he's up to something
That something being bustin' up some fun
Makin' some examples
Statistics and some scandals
Don't let yourself become another one
'Cause thin blue lines are blurry
When you're travelin' in a hurry
And next thing you know, your back's against your arms
So if you're taking Warbasse Junction
I would detour 'round or something
Maybe just go straight down Morris Farm
Well there's a
Gal on down the farm road
Got lovin' by the armload
And a country mile of curves beneath her gown
Her long silk locks are golden
But if you meet her don't be holdin'
'Cause the cop on Warbasse Junction's been around
Her cheeks'll get you buzzin'
By the double, by the dozen
But watch where you go walkin'
You've been warned
If you're taking Warbasse Junction
For that little somethin' somethin'
Maybe just go straight down Morris Farm
It's been a century since the train stopped
A'whistling at that same spot
Where that ol' boy in blue hides on the hill
You know he knows your name not
From local fame but they've got
Some dirt upon you dog, they're diggin still
And don't you take it lightly
You could end up just like me
Writin', singin' songs inside a cell
'Cause that officer on Warbasse, He's checkin' every orifice
For the reefer that he heard he thought he smelled
