She Ain't Texas

Came home last night to a brunette stranger Leaving in your Rangers t-shirt Started a fight, asked why and when How long have you been seeing her? Won't lie, I ain't surprised that you're cheating on me But the way she talk, there ain't no drawl And that's the shock of the Century She ain't Texas She ain't booze She ain't fishing off a dock next to you She ain't a barstool She ain't George Jones She ain't a fun time honky tonker Lighting your next smoke So if she ain't country Then she ain't your cup of sweat tea You need a blonde hair, blue eyed, yes ma'am, southern belle Like me I'm sure she's great, I'm sure she's darling Sitting in the bar with her diamond rings I bet it's her time, I bet it's fun Go and ride it shotgun in her Mercedes Oh honey, please, can't you see Yeah She ain't Texas She ain't booze She ain't fishing off a dock next to you She ain't a barstool She ain't George Jones She ain't a fun time honky tonker Lighting your next smoke So if she ain't country Then she ain't she ain't your cup of sweat tea You need a blonde hair, blue eyed, yes ma'am, southern belle Like me You traded blue collar for dollar signs You gave whiskey up for expansive wine Traded letters in red for red bottoms And wrangler jeans for a girl who ain't got 'em She ain't Texas She ain't booze She ain't fishing off a dock next to you She ain't a barstool She ain't George Jones She ain't a fun time honky tonker Lighting your next smoke So if she ain't country Then she ain't your cup of sweat tea You need a blonde hair, blue eyed, yes ma'am, southern belle Like me She ain't Texas, mhm