Matchmaker

That night I called it off, I didn't sleep That weight off wasn't his fault, I felt bad for weeks I was worried 'bout him, his five-year plan His small-town mama and all his friends The rumors, they keep flying 'round Turns out I'm just going down As a matchmaker Call me Cupid, 1-800-LOVE I thought I'd be a heartbreaker But I set my ex and my ex-best friend up When I broke his heart, he fell in her arms And now I'm finding out just a year later That she's got a ring, a date in the spring And everybody is calling me a matchmaker Every time he got me cursing, she was my first call Oh, I guess she must really love him 'cause she knows it all No, I probably won't get invited But I should really be in the front pew And when they bring up how it all started Hope they give credit where credit is due To this little matchmaker Call me Cupid, 1-800-LOVE I thought I'd be a heartbreaker But I set my ex and my ex-best friend up When I broke his heart, he fell in her arms And now I'm finding out just a year later That she's got a ring, a date in the spring And everybody is calling me a matchmaker So step right up, maybe you're next And I can get you in a white dress It's a gift, it's a curse And I love showing off my best work As a matchmaker Call me Cupid, 1-800-LOVE I thought I'd be a heartbreaker But I set my ex and my ex-best friend up When I broke his heart, he fell in her arms And now I'm finding out just a year later That she's got a ring, a date in the spring And everybody is calling me a matchmaker Mm-hm-hm-hm I'm just a little matchmaker Mm-hm-hm-hm