Hey, there you are

I've been looking all over for you

Honey?

Attention, commuters

Flight Alpha seven to Andromeda is now ready for boarding

Please step to the transmission platform

All carry-on luggage must be held securely

(Are these the aliens that you've seen?)

The Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill

(This is a fuckin' alien invasion)

Defense Department has confirmed the authenticity of video

Strange objects taken by members of the United States Air Force

There are multiple videos of what appears to be a glowing oblong mass

Both in the sky and in the water

One of the newly certified aviation officials

Are there common characteristics to the UAPs that have been sighted by different pilots?

And can you describe what the convergence of descriptions is

(I'm sorry, this section is classified)

But multiple witnesses report seeing a large blue object

Fall out of the sky and into the ocean

People are seeing orbs and UFOs all over the place

But are they real?

Or are they just the nerd toys

Of a military industrial complex that went rogue 80 years ago?

Certainly

We were primarily seeing dark gray or black cubes inside of a clear sphere

(Dollars to prepare for a national level terrorist attack and or attack from)

I'm sorry, dark grey or black cubes?

(Classified)

Yes, inside of a clear sphere

(Turn right, right right right!)

Where the apex or tips of the cube were touching the inside of that sphere

(Something is in the sky, what is it?)

And that was primarily what was being reported when we were able to gain a visual accuracy of these objects

That occurred over almost eighty years

And as far as I know, it's still occurring

(They look like reptiles)

They're doing this to get access to the global population for very, very malevolent reasons

For the first large scale outbreak of (classified)

Dependent upon which comes first

We're due another holocaust

We are in a holocaust

Let's talk about what's been described as these pyramid shaped crafts

Studying the action at a distance is useful

But go past conventional physics because they're in kindergarten

It looked almost human

What about this didn't look human?

It didn't look human as far as the skin tone

(Draw a small grey)

And basically the shape of it and the size

(Due to their enormous size and other worldly strengths)

Should event occur in urban areas

Jesus

That's classified

(But I know I saw an engine that wasn't from our terrestrial technology)

Funding for first responder personnel and vehicles would be doubled

If said attack leads to more than 80% of national population being affected by (classified)

If you look at an engine like that that came out of a craft

If it come out of a craft, then that craft has occupants so

(Classified) underground (classified) protected birthing centres

And a new bill of rights shall be drafted and approved by

Let's hear from one of the scientists that actually worked on

The project Blue beam hologram technology

About what it was meant for and what it actually does

So what we do is we play with our own forces

To make sure our trickery will work on the enemy

And those are directed energy weapons

Of where we do intersecting beams

Or focus beams into the atmosphere

And notice they're always in the atmosphere

Where the atmosphere is controlled

Nitrogen, oxygen

(Slow down)

Just like we have from the Xeta Reticuli star system

(What. it's gone, I don't see it)

Well, it's very logical to assume then that those occupants could still be here

And they could be interrogating them

So you say you're from the future and an evolutionary descendant of humans

You also say you're a different species

(Could it be like na ancient god?)

So which one is it

Are you a descendant of humans or not?

(We are not only decedents of the humans, but we can no longer

Breed with your kind therefor we are a different species)

So you said you know the origin of the universe but you did not provide an explanation

So I ask you again, how were the universe created?

Answer me

If you don't answer

I'll administer another round of scopolamine

Do you understand?

Are you scared of me?

You should be

But not only can you never talk about it publicly

You have to be a debunker publicly

I'll tell the government right now

Tell you right now if you're listening, NSA CIA

I'm available, okay

If you show me all the real wreckage

I swear to God I will make fun of that crap to the end of time

I'll make up stories

I'll lie to my mother

I don't care

You show me a UFO

I'll lie to my mother