The Thanksgiving Song

They wanna hear The Thanksgiving Song, alright

Alright, this is, uh, this is The Thanksgiving Song

I hope you enjoy it

Love to eat turkey

Love to eat turkey

Love to eat turkey 'cause it's good

Love to eat turkey like a good boy should

'Cause it's turkey to eat, so good

Turkey for me, turkey for you

Let's eat the turkey in my big, brown shoe

Love to eat the turkey at the table

I once saw a movie with Betty Grable

Eat that turkey all night long

Fifty million Elvis fans can't be wrong

Turkey lurkey doo and turkey lurkey dap

I eat that turkey, then I take a nap

Thanksgiving is a special night

Jimmy Walker used to say, dynamite

That's right

Turkey with gravy and cranberry

Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry

Turkey for you and turkey for me

Can't believe Tyson gave that girl V.D.

White meat, dark meat, you just can't lose

I fell off my moped, and I got a bruise

Turkey in the oven, and the buns in the toaster

I'll never take down my Cheryl Tiegs poster

Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil

My brother likes to masturbate with baby oil

Turkey and sweet potato pie

Sammy Davis Jr., only had one eye

Oh, turkey for the girls and turkey for the boys

My favorite kind of pants are corduroys

Gobble, gobble, goo, and gobble, gobble, gickel

I wish turkey only cost a nickel

Oh, I love turkey on Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody