Talking at the Diner

As we sit here telling stories Till it's quarter after three The details are so gory But that's how they're supposed to be And this waiter must be wondering If we're ever gonna leave Order one more cup of coffee And I'll refill my iced tea Tell 'em you're still working on Your bacon mac and cheese Spin the yarn, tell the tale Nothing could be finer And everything is on the table When we're talking at the diner And we wonder if we matter And we shut up and reflect And we'd love to take a knee To those who'd make us genuflect And we ain't just whistling Dixie, man We're comin' for your neck Order one more glass o' wooder I'll excuse myself to pee Tell 'em that the Cool Whip on The key lime pie is key Spin the yarn, tell the tale Nothing could be finer And everything is on the table When we're talking at the diner And I see you I can read you And I need you You're finishing my sentences 'Cause great minds take the hint And we jump to our conclusions By the time they bring the mints And this check is getting soggy With our maple figure prints Spin the yarn, tell the tale Nothing could be finer And everything is on the table When we're talking at the diner Talking at the diner Talking at the diner