Crocodile Tears

She hates when I lie 'Cuz I'm no good at it A rock-n-roll night Gashed and bottle-bit She knows when I fight I can't go through with it I fall apart every time Ashamed that I thought of it Say man Why you wanna sing another broke down love song Don't you know another tune Crocodile tears in the sunshine Everybody knows you're alright Why you gonna cry like a punch drunk daisy Dropped out in the second round Always gotta make it sound so bad Backbone bent on an old fad I don't wanna dance I don't wanna dance I don't wanna dance I hate when I'm right 'Cuz I'm no optimist I'm bruising my sides Snuffing out candle wicks She keeps me in line Cuz I can't handle it My stomach turns on a dime I'm hurt cuz I never win Ya man Why you gonna sing another half-baked heartache Don't you know it isn't cool Crocodile tears in the sunshine Everybody knows that you're just fine Why you gonna cry like a lonesome cowboy Camped out on the dusty trail Always gotta make it feel so bad Chest still burnt from the rebrand I don't wanna dance I don't wanna dance I don't wanna dance Unless you ask me to