Ground Vision

Crashed a clunker, broke the bumper Thwacked my thunker, pinched the pumper Just enough to get home (you can't say I never) Lost a big bone, bonked my big dome Wore the big cone, barked a big groan Got left at home all alone (you can't say I never) Gripped the grip stick, dipped the dip stick Left my lipstick, on the sip stick TMJ thurts my jaw (you can't say I never) Bounced a gumball, gummed a bounce-ball Want-amount tall, bank account small Not sure if clay could fix my flaws (you can't say I never) You can't say I never went to school Can't say I never broke my arm Took shit, kissed fist of the tool who Took the piss and said I'm pissing in the pool (ooh) Hold your horses, hold your horses Keep holding, 'til they're corpses Don't expect me to go and cite my sources 'Cause the only string of words I possibly endorse is I understand your problems Our hearts have hands, so put her there Now let's d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dance Bystanders gather 'round Just to get a-get a-get a glimpse, a glance Of what my eyes found down on the ground And a glance is what you shall get Just sit tight, alright there's something Not quite right, or something They just don't know how I feel They just don't get Little bit by little bit Another brick, another brick I'm about to throw an f-ing freaking flipping fucking fit I'm sick of it, I'm sick of it I'm sick of stuck in thick of it A little brittle baby playing monkey in the middle with myself No other monkey, since there never is and never was Another middle monkey, but it wouldn't even matter 'cause Shucks I'm shy, oh what a perfect admission To prove to you, I've been given ground vision Maybe you can see it in my eyes, bone-dry 'Cause I'm the sand that you walk on at the beach Where you wonder How have all these clocks gone by You can't say I never tried and true These words will never find you It gets so hard to talk When you always chew your chalk (It's hard work minding all this business) But I don't know what this business is But I don't know how to rest this leg But I don't know what this omelet is But I can't unbreak this egg But I don't know what this business is All I know is how to cut my teeth And that ticks and pisses me off 'Cause my teeth are where I can't see So if the ground gets you Just look me up, and I'll look down And if the frown-train choos I'll tell you what, I'll bust that gut I understand your problems Our hearts have hands, so put her there Now let's d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-don't you have somewhere to be? Oh, yeah, wow, would you look at the time (uhh) Let-, lemme, uhh, let's see One time I cried Another perfect admission To prove to you, I've been given ground vision Maybe you can see it in my eyes, bone-dry 'Cause I'm the sand that you walk on at the beach Where you wonder How'd you cry with those dry eyes You can't say I never tried and true These words will never find you It gets so hard to talk When you always chew your chalk