Elevator Romance

We locked eyes on the elevator

It started my heart like an accelerator

We were going down

But my heartbeat was going up, oh

It was such a sweet sensation

My cheeks flushed like I'm on vacation

I'm trying, but I can't ignore the temptation

It seems I've fallen, and I don't want to get up

Somebody help me

I'm feeling dizzy

Sweating, and I'm getting frizzy

It's got me seeing stars, oh

We're standing here waiting

I feel like I'm fainting

But I'm not complaining

'Cause maybe you know CPR

You got off on floor two

And everything went black

I guess I never loved you

I was having a legitimate heart attack

I'm on the floor of the elevator

Does anyone have a defibrillator?

I thought I was lovesick

But the symptoms are lining up, oh

It was such a sweet sensation

Mixed with ventricular fibrillation

I might need some medical attention

It seems I've fallen, and I can't get up

I wanted to kiss, got atherosclerosis

That was the ambulance's diagnosis (stay with me)

But romantically, I'm hopeless

At least love is a lot more painless

(You're alright)

(Here's some morphine)

Ah, mm-ah, hmm-mm

Ah-hmm, hmm-ah

Remember that girl from the elevator?

This works out 'cause I wanted to date her

We shared a glance

Now we're sharing an ambulance

La-la-la, la-la, la-la-la, mm-ah-ah

Ah-la, ah, hmm-ah, ah

Mm