Valentines Day

You pop Percs all year, where my gift at? (huh?)

And why the fuck I got a Easter basket? (Bro)

Why you hire Johnny Red the crackhead to come sing to me? (Come on now)

And he ain't even sing a love song, he said, "Happy birthday"

I don't like that, I don't like that one bit

**** cheap as fuck, he didn't even get me roses (now that's wild)

Got me a bouquet of dandelions, told me make a wish (you sure?)

Yeah, I'd like to beat a bitch

Hold up, is this the same card from last year? (Bro)

Same macaroni noodles with the traced handprint (I know damn well)

Don't know if the **** three or 23

But you did a good job at really fucking up my day (now that's wild)

And then you said you made steak

****, that was Banquet Salisbury steak (bro)

You done fed me a TV dinner?

Mashed potatoes cold as fuck in the middle (hell no)

I ain't got no more patience

What's for dessert, ****? (Surprise me)

He done came 'round the corner with two Oreos (where the pack at?)

Alright, that's it, where the cameras at?

I know I'm getting pranked now (y'all can come out now)

But the cameras never came out, so I sat down

(This shit here crazy)

(When the cameras never came out, I sat down)

(What the fuck?)