Don't Mess With Texas (Yeehaw Amen Version)

You don’t drive across Texas on a single tank of gas

You don’t leave the Lone Star State without wishing you were back

You don’t go through San Antone and forget the Alamo

You don’t pick bluebonnets off the side of the road

You hold onto your license plates and hang them on the wall

You dance every chance you get with your girl at Gruene Hall

You take some time and spend a night down in Fredericksburg

But you don’t mess with Texas

Mmm... you love her

You don’t live in Austin if you ain’t a little weird

You don’t float the Guadalupe without a tube for the beer

You don’t sing a Willie song if you can’t sing it right

You don’t touch a cowboy’s hat if you don’t want to fight

You hold onto your license plates and hang them on the wall

You dance every chance you get with your girl at Gruene Hall

You take some time and spend a night down in Fredericksburg

But you don’t mess with Texas

Mmm... you love her

You don’t leave a girl in Fort Worth and head to Tennessee

And not tell her that you love her

‘Cause if you did you’d be me

You hold onto your license plates and hang them on the wall

You dance every chance you get with your girl at Gruene Hall

You take some time and spend a night down in Fredericksburg

But you don’t mess with Texas

Mmm... you love her

Yeah, you love her