Credits
PERFORMING ARTISTS
Bum Bag
Lead Vocals
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Bum Bag
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Bum Bag
Producer
Lyrics
I have to do a poo
At my BFs house
I have to do a poo
At my BFs house
And maybe he won't know
If I'm quiet as a mouse
Then maybe he won't know
That i've poo'd in his house
He doesn't think I fart
But I do and they're loud
He doesn't think I fart
But I do and they're loud
I have to do a poo
At my BFs house
I have to do a poo
Right about now
Have to do a poo at my friends new flat
And dinner was good, but I have to pass that
Have to do a poo on a one night stand
Poo real quick, run as fast as u can
I have to drop a deuce at my new work place
but the unisex loo's in a public space
& I'm trying to get ahead in the work rat race
But if I drop this bomb it'll leave a trace
I have to do a poo when I'm at the club
Girls banging on the door tryna hurry me up
But I'm laying it down, yeah I'm bout to erupt
Then I'm back on the dance floor carving it up
laying it down, yeah I'm bout to erupt
laying it down, yeah I'm bout to erupt
laying it down, yeah I'm bout to erupt
laying it down, yeah I'm bout to erupt
laying it down, yeah I'm bout to erupt
Then I'm back on the dance floor carving it up
He doesn't think I fart
But I do and they're loud
He doesn't think I fart
But I do and they're loud
He doesn't think I fart
But I do and they're loud
He doesn't think I fart
But I do and they're loud
He doesn't think I fart
But I do and they're loud
Spread the word that the girls poo too
Written by: Bum Bag
