Hardly miss when you gone

Damn, your personality two-tone

And I know that you missing me mucho

And that's not fair

I saw that you got with my new clone

You got the short side of the wishbone

'Cause I'm way too lonely (Way too lonely)

Wait for my phone to vibrate (Wait for you)

Just my way of coping (Oh, that's for sure)

Is it too far-fetched for me to see your name?

But what you hate about me, what you hate about me? (Whoa)

I bet you found somebody that's a little less lousy (Just shut the fuck up, shut up!)

A little less rowdy

I bet you found somebody that takes vitamins every single fuckin' morning

Organize and push the fuckin' drawers in

And they tip the doorman

Bet his job is quote unquote "important"

How the decor is, in your apartment

'Cause I'm way too lonely (Way too lonely)

Wait for my phone to vibrate (Wait for you)

Just my way of coping (Oh, that's for sure)

Is it too far-fetched for me to see your name?

And that's my darlin'

What you got? Oh my God, I'm starvin'

Take me out like you take my pride

Tell your boyfriend that I'm outside

And though I try

I'm still not yours

Break my spine, that's what I'm for

Pop another perc-y in the bathroom

I get too attached too

Why you make me feel like I'm a hassle?

Why you make me feel like I'm an asshole?

I didn't even ask you

Lookin' in the mirror, I might blast you

Hahaha

Oh fuck, fuck, fuck you