Thank Me

Found yourself a man, everything you wanted

You don’t understand, if you’re being honest

Easy to but to be true, lucky you (no, he’s just my ex)

You been making plans, marry him in August

Diamond on your hand and think he’s fucking flawless

Good for you but the truth, he’s still a dude

(No, he’s just my ex)

I taught him everything he, everything he knows

Ya he fucks good cause I made him bad

Shows up cause I showed him that

You’re future cause I’m in his past

So don’t thank God, thank me

Patient cause I made him be

Perfect doesn’t come for free

So each night when you go to sleep

Don’t thank God, thank me

I’m not even mad, I’m not even bothered

Turning boys to men, do it for each other

Make him better for that next bitch, guessed it

Mama couldn’t raise him like his ex did

Ch-ch-chia pet, just add water

Better call me the fuckboy doctor

I’ve been busy doing charity, honestly good for me (yup)

(It’s really generosity)

I taught him everything he knows

Ya he fucks good cause I made him bad

Shows up cause I showed him that

You’re future cause I’m in his past

So don’t thank God, thank me

Patient cause I made him be

Perfect doesn’t come for free

So each night when you go to sleep

Don’t thank God, thank me

Better not thank God

He’s not his child

Better not thank God

Don’t thank God, thank me (hey)

Better not thank God

He’s not his child

Better not thank God

Don’t thank God, thank me

In the name of the father, the son

And most importantly….. me