Bombastically
Walking up the alley
Papa don't you blow your top
Hot couch potato
Seeks refrigerator
For love, or a soda pop
I've found the perfect place to be
I'm down on my bended knee
Stuck in this tunnel
Wish me luck and don't abandon me
Chump in the distance
Looking for assistance
Mama you can make it stop
Me, I'm fine and dandy
Finally off the brandy
I've had me a dozen, tops
I've found the perfect place to be
I'm down on my bended knee
Stuck in this tunnel
Wish me luck and don't abandon me
Look at me
How could I leave you
Better believe me
I never ceased to
Look at you
Junk in a jumble
Made me trip and tumble
I've tried but I can't get up
I'll die like a turtle
Should've grown a muscle
Or maybe clean this nightmare up
I find it strangely adequate
To die right at heaven's gate
Aren't kisses cruel
Guess who losing you will devastate
Look at me
How could I leave you
Better believe me
I never ceased to
Look at you
