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Top Songs By Chloe Breez
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Chloe Breez
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Haha
Looks like you could use some help
From the big boss of Hell himself
Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
Five stars, flawless, greater than great
With the punch of a pentagram
A wap-bap-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate (thanks Dad)
Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (Wow)
Michelin tasting menu, free à la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start
Who's been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
Your executive producer (that's true)
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that clog today?
I was stuck, thank you, Sir (oh, you)
I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond (aw)
You're like the child that I wish that I had (uh, what?)
I care for you, just like a daughter I've spawned (hold on now)
It's a little funny, you could almost call me Dad
They say when you're looking for assistance
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
Others say that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure angelic power
Who just happens to also be your blood
Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud
They say the family you choose is better, what a bunch of losers
Can you butt out of my song? Your song? I started this
I'm singing it, I'll finish it, oh, you tacky piece of -
Both of you, stop
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