Felony Freestyle (feat. Little Jacob)

It's Dr. Giggletouch, bitch

I just took a shit in the water filter at a nursing home

I bombed a preschool without a mask, they couldn't catch me though

My basement is filled with innocent people, I ain't feed them shit

I broke into my neighbor house and violently touched his kids

I have a lot of bodies under the floorboards of my house

I feel like John Wayne Gacy, except, I don't dress like a clown

I took a K to show and tell and demonstrated on the teacher

I went to a football game and took the supports off the bleachers

My neighbor never did shit to me, but I hate that stupid bitch

I snuck into his house at night and kidnapped his wife and kids

I helped an old lady off the street, then left her in a ditch

I filled my neighbors pool with nitric acid and I pushed him in

I planted a thermal detonator inside a ShopRite

I can't fall asleep in the dark, I gotta use a night light

I'm wanted in thirty-seven different states with a high reward

If killing people was a good thing, I'd win all the awards

I do drive-by's all the time, but I ain't got no opps

I just kill people every day, bitch, I can't fucking stop

I stole a Hellcat and drifted into a Barnes & Noble

I took my grandma's wheelchair away, so now she immobile

I opened up a homeless shelter just to close that shit

I lit a school bus on fire while it was filled with kids

My homie fell asleep first, so I made his cheeks clap

That shit sounded like thunder, I think I busted in his ass

I used the women's bathroom so I can get the best views

I hijacked an airplane and crashed it into a zoo

I aimed for the endangered species, so now, they're extinct

I went to my grandma's house and took a shit in her sink

I just took a shit in the water filter at a nursing home

I bombed a preschool without a mask, they couldn't catch me though

My basement is filled with innocent people, I ain't feed them shit

I broke into my neighbor house and violently touched his kids

I have a lot of bodies under the floorboards of my house

I feel like John Wayne Gacy, except, I don't dress like a clown

I took a K to show and tell and demonstrated on the teacher

I went to a football game and took the supports off the bleachers

My neighbor never did shit to me, but I hate that stupid bitch

I snuck into his house at night and kidnapped his wife and kids

I helped an old lady off the street, then left her in a ditch

I filled my neighbors pool with nitric acid and I pushed him in

I planted a thermal detonator inside a ShopRite

I can't fall asleep in the dark, I gotta use a night light

I'm wanted in thirty-seven different states with a high reward

If killing people was a good thing, I'd win all the awards