Small Town Scandal

She's all dressed up like a prom queen An all-American hottie In her rhinestone boots and her daisy dukes She's got me (she's got me) This could be a situation Breaking news on local stations They don't know what's going on But they're so damn mad that they're so turned on So we took it to the middle of the room So they could get a better view Can't you hear the whole room talking? Rumor is our boots been knocking Ooh, they can't stop watching She's a vers in the saddle Save a horse, ride a cowgirl Ooh, it's a small town scandal So we swapped lip gloss And we took it to the floor She gets frisky drinking whiskey, so we drank a little more She got me tied up like a cherry stem We're pissing off some ugly men But the bouncer was her friend So he kicked them out the door This could be a situation Breaking news on local stations They don't know what's going on But there's nothing like a down home dream in a high-rise thong Can't you hear the whole room talking? Rumor is our boots been knocking Ooh, they can't stop watching She's a vers in the saddle Save a horse, ride a cowgirl Ooh, it's a small town scandal So swing your hips and do a little dip Grab someone and kiss 'em on the lips Tap your right heel, left heel, give your hat a tip All the girls in flannel do the small town scandal Slide to the right and when you hit the spot Drop it low and, baby, don't stop She rode my big pink tractor straight until the dawn And she didn't even care that I hadn't mowed the lawn Can't you hear the whole room talking? (Come on, girls) Rumor is our boots been knocking Ooh, they can't stop watching She's a vers in the saddle Save a horse, ride a cowgirl Ooh, it's a small town scandal Take on now No, you can't join us