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They Don't Know
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They Don't Know was released on January 25, 2019 by 800 Pound Gorilla Records as a part of the album Unconventional Wisdom
January 25, 2019
Label800 Pound Gorilla Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Music Video

Music Video

Lyrics

Who's got kids? Oh look, alright watch my lips
They're gonna come home and live with you
Look at you "no we didn't"
They're packing as we're talking
I have three daughters, somebody take a needle
Stick it in my arm
One of them, 27, moved in with a guy
Brentwood, California
She moved in with a guy, eight months, the guy dumped her
She came home
You don't come home
My wife was on a chair with a rope
"Bobby, kick the chair, kick the chair"
"No I can't, I got a gun in my mouth"
You don't come home
See you at Christmas, Hanukkah, whatever
Come home
God
I was on a plane the other day, kid, seat next to me wide open
When do you get a seat open now?
I'm like "oh yeah, they're closing the door, yes!"
All of a sudden they held it, no
Kid gets on the plane, metal all over his face
Looked like he fell into a tackle box
He sits down next to me, twelve rings going across his eyebrow
He's looking at me, I'm looking at him
I go "you ought to put a shower curtain up"
They don't know, they just don't know
I'm like, we didn't have XBOX, Nintendo, internet
We had friends
And we were always outside playing with them, remember?
And we ate everything
Oh we ate donuts, ice cream
Remember the wax bottles with the juice?
We'd eat the wax
Dots, remember dots?
God, you took in more paper than you did candy
My favorite was pancake syrup
We never got fat, we were always outside playing
These kids "I got a new Fitbit, yeah I got a new Fitbit"
"Did 350 steps today, got a new Fitbit"
World's changing, isn't it?
I woke up, have I been in a coma?
LGBTQ
I don't bother anyone, I just want to know where to pee
I'll pee behind a curtain
What's happening?
I see women pushing carriages, I look in
They're dogs
Are women giving birth to animals now?
And the kids are on leashes
Written by: Bobby Collins
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