Game Boy

Sit with your legs crossed

Speak up but not too much

Look pretty but not too hot

Cause that’s when you’re called a slut

You controlled me like a joystick

Everyone knows you’re full of it

You think that you're such a cool kid

Your ego is making me sick

No! I don’t wanna be friends

With your 8-bit bullshit

No! You don’t need to pretend

Like you don’t think I know what’s going on

You’re fucking everyone

You! Go! Find a new shiny toy

Don’t play me like a game boy

I hate that I loved ya

You’re always glued to the sofa

Get your own fucking soda

I think it’s game over

You’re pathetic, irritating

Self-absorbed, infuriating

Take the cake for always cheating

Damn, what the hell was I thinking?

Your pathetic irritating

self-absorbed, infuriating

All my friends know that you’re cheating

Damn! What the hell was I thinking?