Juliet

She's an angel in the hallway, in the stands, and at the mall. I see her everywhere I go, she don't see me at all. I serenade her cell phone but I never hit send. I'd ask for some advice, but I don't have any friends. I am the one on IM with the 37 names. Tonight its Captain Elvis. Lately he's been on his game. I'm taking up karate and I'm saving for a tat. 'Cause anyone who's anyone knows girls are into that. [Chorus:] SHE'S SO COLD, FREEZING LIKE DISCO OUTLOOK IS SO-SO, ROMEO I'M BURNING, COVERED IN BLISTERS WISH I COULD KISS HER, JULIET, JULIET She's the picture of perfection, I'm a legend in my mind. They say that only fools rush in. Well, I'm the first in line. I'm working on my battle plan and wishing on a star But I doubt that she'd go out with me 'cause I don't have a car That I can drive around in circles. Does she love me, does she not? Either way it doesn't matter 'cause I'm giving it a shot. It's not like if she shoots me down, it's headline breaking news 'Cause I may be a loser, but I don't have much to lose. Wide-eyed, tongue-tied, drama like Shakespeare. [Chorus x2] I know who she is, and I know who I'm not And I know what it takes and it's not what I got. But if you start from the heart and you end with a smile, Miracles happen every once and while. She's so cold, freezing like disco, Outlook is so-so. [Chorus] Wide-eyed, tongue-tied, drama like Shakespeare.