The Green Carpet Heresy

Good morning!

Happy Sunday

This one is gonna be a little weird, but stick with me

Alright

I wanna go back home

I wanna take my time backslidin'

Pastor leave my pride alone

And I think you'll find you'll fit right in

Well I think I found religion this past weekend

I thought I'd give that Jesus thing a spin

I need to give my kids good reasons

Not to wind up watchin' CNN

I wanna know who chose this carpet

What kind of psychopath picks green?

Pastor, I loved the sermon, honest

But you won't find us back in here next week

Well folks I found a church that fits me

Cause' they've got smoke and pretty lights

And every time the sermon's ending

Well that girl who plays the keyboard makes me cry

They've got a sheet over the organ

Yeah, they ain't used that thing in years

The old folks eye it every Sunday morning

But we just don't play that kind of music here

I wanna go back home

I wanna take my time backslidin'

Pastor leave my pride alone

And I think you'll find you'll fit right in

Pastor leave my pride alone

And I think you'll find you'll fit right in