Hitched Up

Meant every word to you honey, when I said I do But there sure ain't been much honey since the honeymoon I made a promise in front of God, your daddy, and you But I'll be damned if the devil wasn't in on it too We're hitched up Like a ball to a chain Like a pawn shop ring to a new last name Hitched up Like a plow in the dust Stuck dragging behind your old hunk of rust Hitched up For better or worse 'til we're six feet down in the dirt Hitched up Hitched up Hitched up Well, happy ever after sure ain't for the faint of heart 'Cause I'm playing second fiddle to happy hour down at the bar Well, I tried buying you flowers, read the book on Venus and Mars I've been bringing home the bacon But can barely get you outta your drawers Hitched up Like a ball to a chain Like a pawn shop ring to a new last name Hitched up Like a plow in the dust Stuck dragging behind your old hunk of rust Hitched up For better or worse 'til we're six feet down in the dirt Hitched up Hitched up We're hitched up Everybody does it so I guess that's why we did it Now I'm standing in the kitchen, washing hand me down dishes While I bet you're with your buddies drinking beer out fishing Now hold your horses honey, 'cause you know I ain't listening What's it gonna take for you to give me a break I've been busting my back, you keep riding my case Now it's getting kinda old and it's a little too late One body, one blood, one big mistake We're hitched up Like a ball to a chain Like a pawn shop ring to a new last name Hitched up Like a plow in the dust Stuck dragging behind your old hunk of rust Hitched up For better or worse 'til we're six feet down in the dirt Hitched up Hitched up We're hitched up