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Double Dating
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Comedy
Double Dating was released on November 23, 2004 by LOL Records, under exclusive license to 800 Pound Gorilla Records as a part of the album I'm a Grown Little Man
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Release DateNovember 23, 2004
LabelLOL Records, under exclusive license to 800 Pound Gorilla Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart
Songwriter

Lyrics

Are you guys double dating?
It's like a double date, right? That's good
I would say don't do it no more, though
Don't ever double-date
You know why you shouldn't double-date?
Because you compete with the other couple
You don't even know you're competing
I'm telling you, you compete
I'll show you right now
If I'm wrong, tell me I'm wrong, okay?
Let's say you lean over, you give your girl a kiss
Love you, babe
First thing she's going to do is look at him
She's like, must be nice
Now you're competing
Now, now, the only way you can win is to suck her titty right here
You got to do it
That's the only way
You got to pull your titty out right now
That's it
But women, y'all discuss personal business
And that personal stuff come out
It comes out like when y'all, when y'all arguing
Y'all at dinner one night
And you're having a good time
Then one day you get mad
You're like, you know what, Michelle?
I hate you, Michelle
You come out all the time
You get drunk
You mess up the whole night
You be like, whatever
Fuck you tweak, at least I don't eat ass
You'll be like, what? What're you talking about?
Oh, you don't eat ass?
Erica, you don't eat ass?
Now, now, you got to put her on the spot
You told him I eat ass?
Everybody was talking
I didn't know that it would come out like this
Now you got to sit there with the you ate ass face
That's the you just ate ass face
Conversation been over, but she's still mad
First of all, all the time I ate your ass was on your birthday
Let's get that out the way
No, no, no
You want to talk about it? Let's talk about it, okay
I didn't get your shit
You said eat your ass
I was like, cool, so I ate your ass
Don't make it seem like I'm out here just eating your ass every day
Everybody sitting here, pushing my drink to the side like I got the shit mouth
Fuck y'all, man
Bet, I bet it won't be no more ass eating up in here
I bet that, I bet
That, that's your last ass eating incident
Another funny end of people's personal problems
Coming out in front of other people
That's the funniest thing ever to me
When people's personal problems get brought to light in front of other people
Because you always got to act like you ain't hear it
You ever hear another couple argue, like you hear some weird shit?
You ever heard like some weird shit?
Whatever, bitch, you're the one with the dildos all up there in the house
You'll be at the dinner table like-
You try to whisper to your lady, she got dildos in the house?
This bitch is crazy
She got dildos all up in her house
Written by: Kevin Hart
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