Mr. Texas (feat. Reilly Downes)

We don't talk about that man Ever since the night He decided to put his hands on you Then the whole town called you a liar He used to sit up high on his bar stool Used to talk out of his ass But he's nothing to write home about And his charm - it's fading fast He thought he was Buffalo Bill He thought he ran the whole saloon He acted like Mr. Texas Oh girl he was just foolin' you He's no caballero from the South He's a Midwest city slicker He's never known a single day on the ranch He can't handle his liquor I hate the way he licks his lips It makes my stomach turn Girl go run straight for the hills That's a bridge you're gonna wanna burn He thought he was Buffalo Bill He thought he ran the whole saloon He acted like Mr. Texas Oh girl he was just foolin' you (foolin' you) Oh girl he was just foolin' you Oh girl he was just foolin' you (foolin' you) He's just takin' up all your space With his slimy disposition We don't associate with that round here He's a bastard nobody's missin' He's always been a different breed Of insufferable man He's just a convenience store cowboy He's his own biggest fan He thought he was Johnny Cash But he never wrote a single tune He thought he was Mr. Texas, Mr. Texas Oh girl he was just foolin' you (foolin' you') Oh girl he was just foolin' you Oh girl he was just foolin' you (foolin' you)