God(zilla)

I could be a movie star

Or I could end a thousand wars

Drink the blood of revolution

Or end the fight against pollution

Take my pick of shopping malls

And help Godzilla break them all

Better him than Amazon

As far as I’m concerned

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But there’s never enough time

Never enough time

Never enough time to do it all

I could create a million jobs

Or I could drop an atom bomb

Cease the fight and seek solutions

Defraud my campaign contributions

Go on vacation with the Czar

Help Anastasia save them all

Prevent the start of a world war

Or we could start a third

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I could end all houselessness

Or make an even bigger mess

A unity of all creation

Or bring on eternal damnation

I could go out to the bar

With my wingman old Prince Charm

Win their hearts then break them all

Just like on the Bachelor

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I could be the Easter bunny

Or flood the world ‘cause it’d be funny

Give you a sunny disposition

Exploit it on the television

Storm a castle with a mob

Make a celebrity into a god

Lie and cheat and kill and rob

Like you’ve all done in my name

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