Love Is Not the Answer

Love is not the answer to everything Ask the ice-cream van driver down on Madison He's getting tipped by fathers on weekends But can't afford no Pipe Tabacco Cherry Blend So, oh Please don't Oh, please don't Love me Love is not the answer to everything Ask the big black orca in the aquarium in Oregon He gets bright smiles from children with autistic symptoms For three meals a day of packed sardines from tin cans So, oh Please don't Oh, whatever you do Please don't Love me Love is not the answer to everything Ask Romeo and Juliet living in a coffin They tried to die for each other And then they killed one another Yeah, love is not the answer to anything