Blonde

You can get it from a box, you can get it from your mom

From your girl Dana at the beauty salon

Only ever a shade away from a brand-new you (That's true)

You can get it from a beach or a Walmart bleach

Let your sister rinse it out in the bathroom sink

All in the name of coverin' up your roots (Do what you gotta do)

When it goes to your head and your attitude

You can blame it on the fuse

You can't buy happiness

But you can buy hair like this

It's a Dolly Parton state of mind

It is Marilyn leavin' Norma Jean behind

From dirty to platinum

We're just trying to have some fun

When we're feelin' low, we high-lighten up

Every day's a good day when you're wakin' up

Uh, blonde, ooh, yeah

So blonde

I mean, if you don't have it yet

It looks great with a tan, a briefcase in your hand

Make a dang good name for a 70s band

If you ask me, it's hot on everyone (I know I'm not blonde)

We might get a bad reputation for actin' like life's a vacation

All I'm sayin' is don't knock it till you dye it just once

'Cause you can't buy happiness

But you can buy hair like this

It's a Dolly Parton state of mind

It is Marilyn leavin' Norma Jean behind

From dirty to platinum

We're just trying to have some fun

When we're feelin' low, we high-lighten up

Every day's a good day when you're wakin' up

Uh, blonde, ooh, yeah

So blonde

B-L-O-N-D-E

When I look in the mirror, I like what I see

'Cause all that I've ever wanted to be

Is blonde

Ooh

'Cause you can't buy happiness (No, you can't)

But you can buy hair like this (Woo)

It's a Dolly Parton state of mind

It is Marilyn leavin' Norma Jean behind

From dirty to platinum (Oh, she cute)

We're just trying to have some fun (Yeah, you know)

When we're feelin' low, we high-lighten up

Every day's a good day when you're wakin' up

Uh, blonde, ooh

So blonde

B-L-O-N-D-E

Uh, blonde