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Farts In the Elevator
Rock
Farts In the Elevator was released on May 17, 2024 by One Riff Records as a part of the album Arse Biscuits
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Release DateMay 17, 2024
LabelOne Riff Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM146

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Darren Dewis
Darren Dewis
Songwriter

Lyrics

I'm riding in the elevator
Punching out at 5.35pm
Hangin' out for the weekend
Rockin' with some friends of mine
I'm hit with a terrible feeling
When the elevator suddenly breaks
In between the laughter and screaming
A dirty fart surrounded my space
My eyes were bulging when I've got a whiff
Not the best way to end my shift
Someone farted in the elevator
The smell is underneath my nose
Call the doctor, get a respirator
My mouth is underneath my clothes
How I wish I took the escalator
In the open where the air con blows
Someone farted in the elevator
And a dirty arse has been exposed
Lukas points a finger at Donnie
Rachael laying flat on the floor
Pam is looking under the weather
Todd is banging fists on the door
I make my way into the corner
I end up on my hands and my knees
In between the horror and torture
Another deadly fart is set free
My eyes were bulging when I've got a whiff
Not the best way to end my shift
Someone farted in the elevator
The smell is underneath my nose
Call the doctor, get a respirator
My mouth is underneath my clothes
How I wish I took the escalator
In the open where the air con blows
Someone farted in the elevator
And a dirty arse has been exposed
Someone farted in the elevator
The smell is underneath my nose
Call the doctor, get a respirator
My mouth is underneath my clothes
How I wish I took the escalator
In the open where the air con blows
Someone farted in the elevator
And a dirty arse has been exposed
Someone farted
And it wasn't me
The smell is underneath my nose
Written by: Darren Dewis
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