Three Big Moons

I was a heavy weight

Out there in space

Took one for the team

And took a swan dive into nothing

They pinned a note to my collar

It said, "We couldn't save her"

And dropped down the American flag

Like it was a favor

Walked around a few Earth hours

Until my feet got sore

Found a nice big crater

Twenty-four by twenty-four

Houston, we have a problem

So many that I can't

I just can't solve them

Now that I'm here on this big rock alone

There's no way up

The only road goes home

Coming up on a year

In my own little world

I'm the king here

And the prettiest girl

You know the nighttime here

Isn't so bad

I got three big moons

That I can look up at

Houston, we have a problem

So many that I can't

I just can't solve them

Now that I'm here on this big rock alone

There's no way up

The only road goes home

Oh, I stand so tall

When nobody's there to make me small

Oh, I stand so tall

When nobody's there

Houston, we have a problem

So many that I can't

I just can't solve them

Now that I'm here on this big rock alone

There's no way up

The only road goes home