It's Mr H E double hockey sticks

Matter fact it's mister fuck a lot of chicks

Woke up feeling hotter than some lobster bisque

Brown leather moccasins

The swagger of a congressman

So if I cause a problem, I probably won't see the consequence

I'm just going harder and harder don't know what stopping is

You'd think I won the lotto how often I end up talking shit

'Cause I'm the shit, caught a whiff and y'all smell like the opposite

I'm coming off the top, y'all just forgot what the topic is

But I am him, he is I, so the flow synonymous

With awesomeness, even Aristotle couldn't ponder this

I tried to fuck the world but I couldn't make the condom fit

So I just grabbed some lube and jacked off to my accomplishments

I got to be honest man

I'm just a god personified in a sonogram

Some call it odd, some call it lies, some call it grand

But regardless man

When they see me 'round the city every time I come around like (Kevin, Kevin)

And they try hella hard but they just can't sound like (Kevin, Kevin)

When your mans not putting it down right, you should've called (Kevin, Kevin)

And when I wake up every morning thank God that I am still (Kevin, Kevin)

Told me seize the day I guess today must be the day huh

Momma always told me I was born to be major

Now that's probably why my name rings louder than a pager

I'm that mobile home baby out the motherfuckin' manger

They told me I should get to the point, I can't blame 'em

I wouldn't want to listen to somebody else saying

How many pairs of shoes they got or how much money they been making

Knowing damn well I'm only bringing in what I can scrape in, uh

You were saying

Life's so amazing

When you stop over complicating every situation

Remember being younger and I didn't wanna face shit

Now I keep a smile where the center of my face is

'Cause I was out of style with the dickies and the braces

Acting wild getting kicked out of public places

'Til I turned a new leaf and found a sound to run way with

I guess at this point all there's really left to say is

When they see me 'round the city every time I come around like (Kevin, Kevin)

And they try hella hard but they just can't sound like (Kevin, Kevin)

When your mans not putting it down right, you should've called (Kevin, Kevin)

And when I wake up every morning thank God that I am still (Kevin, Kevin)