Hollywood Dream

So you came to L.A. with a dime and a dream Say you wanna be a name on the Hollywood scene You wanna party with the stars, do coke on a yacht But you gotta learn the rules and shit, there's a lot like Never do heroin and never do meth Never go to parties below Sunset Never drink anything below ten grand Never suck dick unless the money's in his hand Never fuck Sheen and don't do porn Never wear anything already worn Never get caught in a poor man's car You can leave L.A., but don't go far Don't go to the beach unless there's drugs Don't fuck waiters and don't fuck thugs Don't get a blow job or marry famous Don't do drugs that are intravenous Do get tested, stay protected Please stay smart, don't get arrested If you want a job, go socialize Don't eat, don't sleep and don't ask why Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream You're gonna be the next big thing Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream You're gonna be the next big thing Get all the numbers that you can When you meet someone famous, don't say you're a fan Don't turn down gifts or any jobs Don't shit where you eat, don't talk to the mobs Say yes to blow, say yes to X Say yes to directors that ask for sex Don't go to castings or open calls Don't turn to the camera, and break the fourth wall Do get fillers and plump your pout If the music's loud, go outside, don't shout And don't go down without a cause Don't tell anybody about your flaws Don't talk to the magazines And don't get suggestions on your very first scene This L.A. life ain't for the moral So you gotta be ready for tons of oral Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream You're gonna be the next big thing Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream You're gonna be the next big thing Sign your name on the dotted line As long as you listen, you'll do fine Sign your name on the dotted line As long as you listen, you'll do fine Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream You're gonna be the next big thing Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream You're gonna be the next big thing