Wouldn't It Be Nice

Wouldn't it be nice wouldn't it be nice if my house ran off of that free energy device and I didn't have to pay for no lights wouldn't that be nice

Wouldn't that be sweet wouldn't that be sweet if they stopped putting all these freakin drugs in the meat and I didn't get addicted to the beef the chicken and the other crap that I eat

You reach into your pocket you only got a ten and they want a dollar fifty just to use the atm

Yo kids is in the backseat they screamin bout yo daddy

They gettin on your wife's nerves now she's getting perturbed

See the golden arches the food make you sick the kids are catching glimpse now they havin fits

You never made a habit of bringing them to this place and yet they seem to notice recognize mcdonalds anyway

Your wife is like yo right there you actin blind like yo right where?

She pops you in yo head you pissed yo nothing's said

Now you at the drive thru two for $2 now don't it make you holla

Pull it out the freezer fry it up quick slap it on the bread with some condiments and shit

Fries and soda pop watch the ten spot drop now there's only 2 and thats because ain't none for you

Meanwhile the family snackin chewin drinkin and smackin

And that hamburger smell makin saliva glands swell

You're mind is going crazy let me get a piece baby

Knowing every time you eat this shit my stomach always play me

Worse than cigarettes I see that as a fact

But I never seen beef in a patch so where you at?

When they growin whole chickens in 2 weeks flat

And you can joke the Chinese man but that's naturally grown cat

It's lean with little fat oh please don't get me twisted

A nice juicy burger I find it quite delicious

Shit and you can keep it lit Using carcinogenic charcoals to keep the grill fit

The most expensive are the healthiest foods and that's odd cause 9 times out of ten you can grow it in your yard

But you always in a hurry get money watch em scurry get some garbage in your gut vitamin c avoid the scurvy

Thats no time to worry about the meal gotta get the dough gotta pay the fuckin bill

Should have been thinking about that last night cause now you $ten short and they gonna cut off your lights