Yo, who's on munchies tonight, yo

I guess that'd be me

What do you guys want

Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man

Some beef jerky, some peanut butter

Get some Haagen-Dazs ice cream bars

A whole lot of choc, make sure chocolate gotta have chocolate, man

Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers

Use the marshmallows, the little marshmallows the little chocolate bars, and we'll make some s'mores, man

I get high just so I can focus on the task at hand

I get high before and after I come with a master plan

I get high so I can deal with all the shit that come with living

So much marijuana smoke around me, it impair my vision

Mix the flour with the wax and sprinkle it with THC

Now I'm space age, pimpin', feel like Ball and MJG

Been smokin' so long, it take a flight to reach my tolerance

I swear I'm just a blunt away from boosting up my confidence

You say that you high as fuck and I say I ain't high enough

Vacuum seal the turkey bags to keep that shit from drying up

You probably won't know that, though cause you **** don't buy enough

Meanwhile, I done rolled a finger, finna fire it up

I'ma get you half-baked like Dave Chappelle in 98

Rolling back to back until I'm gone, that's the great escape

I'm so high I need a cape, it's delta-10 up in my vape

You know Merc and Jak gon' keep them flavors, yeah, that's eeryday

You say you get high and I'ma get you higher

All this shit I'm smoking got me preaching to the choir

All up in the atmosphere, I'm feeling like a pilot

And I got so many different flavors, you can try it

You say you get high and I'ma get you higher

All this shit I'm smoking got me preaching to the choir

All up in the atmosphere, I'm feeling like a pilot

And I got so many different flavors, you can try it

No sticks, no seeds, rolling up buds in ganja leaves

Rolling up some kush from the N.A.P.

Now I'm tryna get home, take a D.A.B.

Man, it really feels good to be J.A.K.

I really can't think of any words to say

Reminisce on days that I rode the bench

Now I'm hitting triple-doubles, 92 LA

Gotta roll one up, know I'm smoking well

I be marijuanbie in a token spell

Stomach got the munchies, oh fucking hell

Merc rolled the purple, we at Taco Bell

Kicked out the place, cause we smoked out the bathroom

Had that shit cloudy with all of the hash blew

You tryna catch a play bring us some cash through

See how to flip half a brick to a bag full

Jupe Squad, smoked out with the best of them

Don't be thinking that we smoking like the rest of them

Two puffs of this shit, like a slug to the lung, bro

I swear it's double-barrel to the chest of them

They be seeing that I'm smoking, tryna stop me

You got the wrong fucking stoner, homie, not me

Roll the dice in this bitch, and they all show six

Been smoking in the game like Yahtzee

This is celery, grape jelly

Uh, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries

Pizzas, we need two big pizzas, man

Everything on them, with water

Whole lot of water

And..

Anyone want anything else

Oh, yeah, give me a box of condoms

And, um, what's that stuff

Used to eat it all the time back in the day

Pussy

That's right

You got it