Spooky Halloween Christmas Too

Well, you get to meet Santa in a mixed-up way

You try to hitch a ride but he's here to slay

You get your gift you put it in your pocket

You're hanging by the fireplace stalking a stocking

Everybody, it's Halloween

On the first day of Christmas, only spooky and mean

Go!

It's a spooky Halloween Christmas!

Been a long while since a midnight date

Santa's on time he won't make you wait

Puts something strange underneath your tree

Might be a pumpkin with a skeleton key

He's a little old man with a big old voice

He likes three ho's and his cookies moist

Everybody its Halloween

On the first day of Christmas only spooky and mean!

There's something weird about this guy

He wears orange and black and has a third eye

Another thing you never knew

Get ready to change your point of view

Santa takes the menorah and dances the Hora

It’s a spooky Halloween Christmas!

It’s a spooky Halloween Christmas!

Dance with the devil in the pale moonlight

Went to a party got into a fight

The elves were jamming on the saxophone

The little Blue Monster on the microphone

It's outta sight like New Orleans

I'm a grown ass woman and I live in Queens

Happy New Year!