BELUGA SEVRUGA SCARDINIUS GORBUSCHA ORCINUS SEPIIDA CULUS DENSISSIMA...

YOU'RE A PRETTY LITTLE THING

WITH THE EYES AND THE HAIR

BUT AMBITION?

WELL THERE ISN'T MUCH THERE.

YOU LET THE BOYS IN,

POISONED, YOUR LITTLE MIND

YOU WANNA CHASE HIM UP THERE, AND LEAVE YOUR KINGDOM BEHIND?

WELL HON, THAT IS YOUR CHOICE TO MAKE.

YOUR CROWN TO GIVE UP, YOUR FUTURE TO BREAK.

SO GO ON, BAT YOUR EYES. POUT AND STROP.

LIKE "I'M THE LITTLE MERMAID" -AH-AH-AAAHH STOP.

WOOAAAHHHH

THERE'S SOMETHING THERE JUST OUT OF REACH

WOOOOOAAHHHH

HE'S CHILLING ON THE BEACH

HOW UNFORTUNATE, YOU HAVEN'T GOT YOUR WAY.

HOW UNFORTUNATE IT HASN'T BEEN YOUR LUCKY DAY.

THE WHOLE WORLD ISN'T YOURS, NO MATTER WHAT YOUR DADDY SAYS, NOT ALL OF US JUST BOW DOWN AND OBEY.

HOW UNFORTUNATE.

THEY SAY THAT I'M THE BIG BITCH, BAD WITCH

BUT YOU NEED A SPELL, SO MAYBE I'M NOT QUITE SO BAD AS THE STORIES THEY TELL?

LIKE I SAID BEFORE, I HELP THE UNLUCKY SOULS

WHO COME A-CREEPIN' TO MY CAULDRON LOOKING FOR A LOOP-HOLE

L-L-L-L-L-LOOKING FOR A HOLE

BUT THERE'S MORE TO THIS TRANSITION THAN MEETS THE EYE YOU GOTTA GIVE A LITTLE SOMETHING IF YOU WANNA GET YOUR GUY BUT TELL YOU WHAT SWEETIE,

I'LL GIVE YOU A CHOICE:

I'LL SWAP YA TAIL FOR SOME LEGS - IF YOU GIMME THAT VOICE…

MY VOICE!?

HER VOICE?

YOUR VOICE.

BUT WITHOUT MY LOVELY VOICE, HOW WILL I EVER-

YOU'LL HAVE YOUR FIGURE!

YOUR PRETTY HAIR.

AND DON'T FORGET THE IMPORTANCE OF VISUAL COMMUNICATION! HA!

WHAT ABOUT MONEY? I GOT LOADSA CASH?

MY PUSSY IS A BANK, GOT DOLLARS ON MA ASS.

DOLLA DOLLA DOLLA, DOLLA BIL

DOLLA DOLLA DOLLA, DOLLA BIL

DOLLA DOLLA DOLLA, DOLLA BIL

DOLLA, DOLLA, DOLLA, DOLLA BILL!

WOAAAAHHHHHHHH YOU BETTER THINK IT THROUGH

WOOAAAAHHHHHHH GIRL WHAT YOU GONNA DO?

OOOH LIFE'S FULL OF TOUGH CHOICES INIT. NOW PICK.

Um-

Pick!

I thought fat people were meant to be friendly!

INK, INK, LEMONADE.

THIS IS HOW THE GAME GETS PLAYED.

HOW THE GODDAMN MONEY'S MADE.

TAKE THE DICE AND ROLL.

TICK TICK LET'S MAKE HAY

SEA WITCH HASN'T GOT ALL DAY

TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF AND BEHAVE.

MAMMA'S IN CONTROL

THREE DAYS TO GO AND GET YOUR GUY

THREE DAYS TO BAG A KING, BUT

WIN TRUE LOVES KISS OR ELSE YOU'RE MINE,

NOW SIGN THE DEAL AND SING!

AHHHH-AHH-AHHHH, AAAUUOOAAHWWWAAAAUUOOOAAAHH.

My god, that's atrocious. How did you ever get a full movie? Keep singing!

That's it. It's ready.

SASHIMI, LINGUINE AND CRAB TORTELLINI

HOT LEMON AND GINGER ROOT TEA

DEMI LOVATO, VOCUS MUFFLIATO

FALSETTO FORGETTO

WOAAAAAAAHHH

SCALES TURNING INTO SKIN…

WOAAAAHHHHHH.

BONES WILL SPLIT AND TURN TO LIMBS,

WOAHHHHHHHH.

THE WATER'S THICK, YOU BREATHE IT IN,

WOOAAAHHHH

GIRL, YOU BETTER SWIM!

HOW UNFORTUNATE

YOU GOTTA GET ABOVE

HOW UNFORTUNATE

THE STUPID THINGS YOU DO FOR LOVE

YOU'VE GIVEN UP A CROWN AND THRONE,

JUST TO IMPRESS A MAN.

IT'S ALMOST LIKE IT WAS SOMEBODY'S PLAN.

HAHAHA!

HOW UNFORTUNATE.