the clap (interlude)

One, two, three

If you're happy someone went behind your back

And cheated on you with another snack

But she never did the dirty so you didn't have to worry

When you found out later they got the-

If you're happy that your gut was speaking facts

And it told you not to do it it's a trap

So you said I'll see you later

Rather be a masturbator

Then you heard the alligator have a-

If you're happy that you kept it in your pants

'Cause someone that you liked had other plans

Don't be sad you didn't pull it

Just be glad you dodged a bullet

You never got the-

So clap your hands